Marvel announced that Avengers: Endgame will have a runtime of 3 hours and 2 minutes. The epic finds itself in a league which includes films like Doctor Zhivago, Ghandi, Dances with Wolves, The Right Stuff, and Titanic. (Were you around when Titanic came out on two VHS tapes?) So, that pretty much eliminates any chance of me getting a soda at the theatre.

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last few weeks, you know that Endgame is the eagerly anticipated sequel to Infinity War. If you’re anything like me and my friends, you’re using this time to refresh yourself on the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

And maybe podcasting about it.

Not counting Endgame, the current runtime for the entire MCU is 44 hours and 58 minutes. That’s non-stop. No bathroom or snack-breaks. So, instead of spending 2 full days of your life catching up on the movies, let me save you a little time.

Every MCU Film in One Sentence

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Phase 1 Films

Iron Man (2008) – Man realizes building weapons for a living is bad; builds a bigger weapon.

The Incredible Hulk (2008) – Man tries to control his anger issues, is nearly killed by girlfriend’s father.

Iron Man 2 (2010) – Man says no one else has the ability to replicate his weapon; is severely mistaken.

Thor (2011) – Fish out of water tale of a demi-god in exile, gets hit repeatedly by a van.

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) – Man with a list of health conditions as long as his arm commits felony, subjects self to government experiment.

The Avengers (2012) – Strangers dragged into sibling squabble, can barely play nice with each other.


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Phase 2 Films

Iron Man 3 (2013) – Man builds 42 weapons to deal with post-traumatic stress disorder.

Thor: The Dark World (2013) – Demi-god brings mortal girlfriend home to meet his dad – awkward.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) – 90-year old man can’t believe he has to fight Nazis again.

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) –   Woman has character arc before movie begins; spends the rest of her time running around with incompetent men, a raccoon, and a tree.

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) – Man wants to build an AI to end need for weapons; builds Murderbot.

Ant-Man (2015) – Man chooses incompetent man for a heist instead of his highly competent daughter.

Phase 3 Films


Captain America: Civil War (2016) – Man feels guilty about making murderbot, subjects his team to new rules that do nothing to hinder his ability to make murderbots, gets more of a character arc than Titular Character.

Doctor Strange (2016) – Man joins cult after modern medicine fails him.

Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol 2 (2017) – Man meets long-lost father only to realize he was probably better off without him.

Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) – Teenage boy gives blogger heart-attack because he is a fetus and he is going to get himself killed.

Thor: Ragnarok (2017) – Man realizes he is the only normal sibling amongst a family of dramatic goths.

Black Panther (2018) – It’s like the Lion King if Scar was the good guy and Simba was the most compelling antagonist you’ve ever seen, also a professional murderer.

Avengers: Infinity War (2018) – Environmental activist has a radical idea for how to preserve the planet.

Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) – Man explains why he didn’t show up in the last movie.

Captain Marvel (2019) – Woman realizes close colleague has been holding her back, because he knows she’s better than him.


Looking to own the films on Blu-Ray? Here are some of the collections available on Amazon.

What’s your favorite MCU movie? Are you going to Endgame on opening night? Let me know in the comments below! And don’t forget to share!

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